Big Misunderstanding- Law x Girlfriend!Reader

Big Misunderstanding

Trafalgar Law x Girlfriend!Reader x Heart Pirates

💋Swearing! Don't like, don't read!💋 

Clanking and banging could be heard from the kitchen aboard the Heart Pirates' submarine. 

"Shit!" (Name), the crew's cook and Law's girlfriend, swore. You see, the night before, she and Law had gotten into an argument and she was still brooding over it. 

"Gah! I can't believe him!" She murmured angrily. Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo looked over at their angry crew mate. She was usually happy and smiling, so seeing her so upset prompted them to try and cheer her up. Since she loved to hear them tell her how her food was, they decided to compliment the food she had just given them. 

"Man, this is some good steak! Right, Shachi?" Penguin began loudly. 

"Oh yeah! This is the best steak I've ever had!" Shachi agreed. 

"Mmhm!" The rest hummed in agreement. 

"Sigh, that ISN'T steak, you guys." (Name) informed them. They looked at one another with worry in their eyes. That usually got her to smile. Also, if it wasn't steak, what was it? 

"Hey, (Name)?" Jean Bart called to her. 

"Hmm?" She replied. 

"Where is the Captain?" At this, they could practically hear the scowl that made its way onto her face. 

"Tch, he pissed me off last night, so..." She trailed off glaring at the dishes she was currently washing. A dark aura surrounded her, scaring her fellow crew members. She turned around to ask if they needed anything, but the moment she did, a look of realization made its way upon their faces. Immediately afterwards, they all dashed out of the galley. Looking to Jean Bart, the only one who hadn't run, (Name) asked, 

" What the hell was that all about?" Before he could answer, they heard the others cry out. 

"We're so sorry, Captain! (Name) tricked us into eating you!!!" They yelled. (AN: They looked kinda like this-> 😱)

"H-Hey! Maybe if we puke him out, he'll be able to use his Devil Fruit powers to put himself back together!" Shachi said, obviously panicking.

"N-No! He was already dead when we ate him! We just.... Gah! I just can't believe (Name) would kill him, let alone feed him to us!" Penguin cried. 

BAM!

"What in holy hell is going on out here?!" A voice growled out. The crew turned their heads in the direction of the voice.

"Captain!!!" They all yelled as Bepo, Shachi, and Penguin tackled him. 

"W-We thought you were d-dead! A-And that (N-Name) f-f-fed you to us!" Penguin stuttered out through his tears of joy. 

"AHHAHAHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys! You guys thought I k-killed Law?! Pft! AHHAHAHAHA! And then.... AHHAHAHA... And then fed him to you?! Oh! AHHAHAHAH! Oh God, my sides! This is just too funny! Those were pork chops! AHHAHA! A-And when I trailed off, I-I meant that since I was.... AHHAHA... since I was mad at him, I wasn't keeping track of him! Anyway, I couldn't kill Law even if I wanted to. I mean yeah, I was still irked about that argument, but now! AHHAHA! Now, I don't even remember what it was about! And I sure as hell wouldn't have killed him for it!" With that, (Name) sank to her knees, clutching her sides, laughing. 

Law and the others sat there, shocked, before Law started chuckling and the crew bowed their heads in embarrassment. Walking over to (Name), Law knelt down and looked her in the eyes. After her laughs calmed down, she smiled back at him. 

"Sorry for... whatever it was we were arguing about." Law said before placing a gentle kiss on her forehead. 

"It's fine. After all, I got a good laugh out of the misunderstanding that came afterwards!" (Name) responded giving Law a quick peck on the cheek. Standing up, she began chuckling and shaking her head. As she turned to head back to the kitchen, she added one more thing. 

"Oh! Just so you know, you guys mistook the meat for beef.... Heh heh.... Human doesn't taste like beef."

"......."

"Captain! 😓"